Why shouldn't he

Here's a new mistranslation. I'm taking poems and doing what I call "inverse translations" where I write the opposite word, phrase, or sentiment of a poem.  This one is an inverse translation of Lawrence Ferlinghetti's "What could she say to the fantastic foolybear" from A Coney Island of the Mind

Why shouldn’t he drive into agony as one pulls up to the drive-thru

and why shouldn’t he take a punch like a little sister

and why shouldn’t he bewilder

                                    the pup by depriving it of its cucci cucci coo

and why shouldn’t he stifle diamond spew

to counter the place that spoke in dust

                                                under the blood checkered picnic blanket

                        in that freezing summer shade

                                    where leaves returned from the seed’s grave

                                                and reattached to the Fall trees

where birds’ throats applauded

                        and home owners chucked their nests

            to make way

                                                for the eggs gathering round